Thursday, April 26, 2007

Its for Real now


All I can say is WOW!!!!!!!

We had a first dr appointment today and we saw an ultrasound of our little baby. It was amazing. Traci and I were both in awe and amazed. We are a little past 8 weeks now and you can see a head, the heartbeat, and the baby was dancing and moving around. It is definitely real now.

I will give you a breakdown of the appointment:

1. Arrive at dr. office parking garage (They charged for parking. Have you heard of such a thing at a drs. office? I mean cmon, they dont make enough money as it is. Im all for docs making big bucks since they do a little thing you may have heard of...................save lives, but charge for parking. Very bush league.)

2. As soon as we get out of the car, I am in full dork mode. I asked Traci to bring the video camera but she conveniently forgot. So, I broke out the video camera on the cell phone and I am taping her walk through the garage. Cmon, it is the baby's first dr appointment.

3. We get to the waiting room and Traci has to fill out about 10 reams of forms asking every personal question from family medical history to if you ever took a toke off the peace pipe. I could have sworn I even saw one question inquiring about your feelings towards paper or plastic. Anyways, count this as another benefit of being the Dad to be. No paperwork (Woo Hoo, I hate paperwork) just there for moral support and the fun stuff. Oh yeah, these obgyns are on to something. The waiting room was packed. Having babies is big business. I need to find a way to capitalize on this.

4. We finally get called up from the minors and we are allowed to enter the sacred area in all drs. offices..................beyond the waiting room doors to the staging area. I call it the staging area becaue you dont get to see the dr. yet. You are just at step two of the assembly line. Here you get your weight taken and given strict instructions on what to do for all future visits.

5. Time for Traci to give blood. Once again, I lucked out. As most of you know, I hate needles and giving blood. Its the worst. But, Im really really good at giving advice....... like telling Traci not to look or that she can squeeze my hand while they drain her veins. I know that did the trick because instead of passing out from volunteering about a gallon of blood, she just turned white as a ghost. So far, i have this moral support thing down to a science.

6. Now we are off to see the dr and I get a first glimpse of the secret room the woman go to for their gyno appointments. There are some things in life, like the gyno examination room, that men just dont usually see or have any desire to see. Well, It had the bed with stirrups and everything. Though, It wasnt as scary and mideival as I thought it was going to be. I thought woman were chained down and their legs bound while numerous metal, shiny, and things that look like they hurt are put where those things just dont need to be while a bright light is shined directly on them. You know, kind of like they make it seem in sci-fi movies when the aliens are abducting and experimenting on humans. But, it wasnt like that. The doctor came in and did a brief examination.


7. Now the fun part. She started the ultrasound. Another learning experience for me because I thought they did ultrasounds on the outside of the belly. Nope, the first one can be done inside the body. I was a little uncomfortable with this but after the shiny things, this didnt look so bad for Traci. Then on the screen we saw it. I grabbed her hand and waited to see the first picture of our baby. You can see the outline of a blob with a head and you can see the heart beat. The baby was jumping around and dancing. I have never been so proud of a jumping kidney bean. The doctor said that everything looked good and the heartbeat was strong. Traci and I turned to each other and shared a look that expressed everything, excitement, shock, happiness, and the realization that WOW......... This is now real.


Sunday, April 22, 2007

Things that keep me up at night

We have our first drs. appointment this Thursday. Im am very excited! I think we get to hear the heart beat. I think the reality will hit me at the appointment that we are having a baby. So far, it seems like it is going to be far off in the future when we actually have the baby. Plus, Im trying not to get too excited until we are farther along. But, there are things that have started to keep me up at night...............................

Cribs and bottles and rocking chairs. First of all, what is good and how the hell are we going to pay for it? Ask me the best mp3 player or the newest cell phone and I can rattle off every spec and tell you where to get the best deal. Baby stuff................uhhhhhhhh, no. Cant help you there. Go ask one of my pregnant friends or one of my friends that has a baby. NOW that is going to be me! Crazy, right?

Next thing, what is the best bedding or what color do we paint the nursey? You mean Orange and Blue or Pewter are not valid choices? And, maternity jeans, or how long to breast feed, or "Is the ferber method good"..............this stuff is like a foriegn language to me. Cant I just add an "O" or "A" to the end of the word like I used to do in spanish class when I didnt know the answer to get by.

I also now have to start thinking about really adult things like life insurance or saving for college or what CBS show is on tonight? Does this mean my next car purchase is going to be based on the safety standards and not the horsepower? This is a total paradigm shift for me. Women are built with some inherent sense of what to do. Not us guys, we have not evolved much past the days when we clubbed animals and brought them home to provide for our family. Instead of a club, I wield a mighty keyboard and bluetooth headset. Those deadly technology tools have to help me bring home brontosaurus burgers for not just Traci and I, but for a little one also. It brings so much happiness to think about that but it also contributes to only averaging 3 hours sleep per night.

Monday, April 16, 2007

It has begun

Ok, the napping and overall sense of not feeling well has been with my wife since she found out she was pregnant. Last night, the morning sickness attacked.

We live in Atlanta, GA and yesterday was abnormally cold (in the 40s, and I HATE the cold unless I am skiing). I made my way upstairs last night to go to bed and I felt like I stepped in the artic. It is freezing outside with gale force winds and my wife has the AC down to 20 degrees and the fan was on ultra high speed about to spin off the roof. My first reaction (which took about 5 minutes to get out through my chattering teeth) was "Are you kidding, Its freezing outside." Her response, "Its hot. Im sweating". With that, I grabbed a book and chipped away the dogs who were iced onto their dog beds and made my way to the guest room to thaw out.

I woke up this morning and entered the frozen tundra to find that the poor queen eskimo had been up all night sick. It continued throughout the day until there was a desperate plea from Traci to cure the naciousness. I feel helpless because I feel fine and I am ready to go to bed and she is curled up in a bed totally uncomfortable. So, I tried to be the hero and I jumped online to find the miracle cure. Do you know what I found........................ginger, small meals, and drink liquids. Wow, that is it. Medical Science can clone animals, replace organs, but they cant develop a remedy for naciousness. Talk about a billion dollar idea waiting to happen.

I dont have an answer except a kiss on the forehead and rubbing her back, but I have my ski jacket ready in case we have to return to the ice age tonight.

Sunday, April 15, 2007

My Boys Can Swim!

Im going to be a dad.............now what?

That was my first thought after I found out that my wife was pregnant. Next thought I had was, "First try.....Im good!"

Then, I went back to shock and excitement. Im 32 years old, I found the woman that I love and that Im going to spend the rest of my life with, Im focused on my career and building a future, and Im ready to start building a family.

My wife, Traci, and I made the decision to start trying for baby in February. Traci's brother is getting married in March of 2008 and there was no way we were missing it. So, we started doing the calculations. We had to utlize webmd fertility tools, a calendar, an abacus, and counting on our fingers and toes. We figured that we could try in March and April but then we would have to wait till after the wedding since there are rules on flying right before you are due or right after. Ohhh, that is just the start of the rules. There are rules on foods, rules on calculating your ovulation, rules on alcohol, rules on what days you can have sex, and more rules, rules, rules. Are you kidding me, if we were 17 and in high school, we would have gotten knocked up while hammered off of boones wine but just holding hands in the back seat of a mustang.

Well, we figured out a 5 day estimate of when Traci would be ovulating in March and got busy! We were extremely lucky and it happened the first time. In the immortal words of George Costanza on Sienfeld, "My Boys can Swim"!

Now, let the journey begin.

6 weeks

So far, we are 6 weeks along. What do I know so far:

1. My wife being nacious is a way of life
2. She is not hungry...........oh wait, she is hungry
3. Cracker crumbs everywhere
4. Her breasts are growing and hurt
5. Pregnancy message boards freak new moms out
6. She is more beautiful now then ever
7. Holy Crap! Im going to be a DAD!